His Future Wife Will Thank Me!
Gage has a really bad habit of leaving his washcloth on the floor of the shower. He never squeezes it out and hangs it up. Well, a few weeks ago, I realized that it smelled like urine, and I asked him if he’s been peeing on it when he’s in the shower. He denied it, but the smell was just horrendous and it made me so mad. Just as he has refuses to lift the lid when he pees, he has also refuses to pick up his washcloth. So, tonight, when I discovered the washcloth again and realized that it once again smells like pee, I started wracking my brain to think of a punishment that would make him stop doing this. I mean, it is just flat out disgusting! So, I said, “Gage, the next time I find your washcloth on the bottom of the tub like this, I’m going to make you pick it up and suck on it.” I’m hoping that I’ve found the solution. Hmmmm….now I’ve just got to think of something that will make him lift the lid so that I don’t have to sit on a urine splattered toilet seat.
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Dude, Lyra, you’re hardcore.
Teach me your ways, O Master. For my son is young, but soon he will learn how to annoy the everliving s**t out of me.
LOL! I feel so complimented! Jared was proud of me and I think a little surprised at my “hardcore” ways. Just watch and learn, Nikki! Watch and learn!
OH MY LYRA! That is hysterical! I cannot stop laughing! I am not looking forward to this in a few years! Yes, your sweet daughter-in-law will thank you!!! It will be well worth the work! Good Luck with that!
Lyra OH MY!! We are laughing hysterically!! That is so disqusting, yikes why do boys do that??? Good Luck with that!
Good punishment for urinating on his washcloth and not picking it up!!! That is gross. Maybe for the peeing on the seat because he wont lift it, tell him he must need to be re-potty trained. He should see that as an embarrassment and if he has to use Shea’s baby potty when he forgets to lift the lid, maybe he will see that extra effort as worth it. But, knowing Gage, he may think that punishment would be cool. Who knows! I mean, if you are telling he will have to basically drink his urine if he does the washcloth deed again, you may as well tell him if he doesnt lift the seat AND wipe up his dripplets, he will have to lick the toilet seat. You already started down the hardcore road. Might as well scare, well, the piss out of him. I love you!
Glad to give you guys a laugh! And, Emily, Jared said the same thing last night about licking the toilet seat. Wow, I’m going to have to shut down these comments before social services comes looking for me!
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when this takes place. I’m sure Gage will have a lot to say.
Yeah, I guess I get to witness the firm hand of justice when I get there later. Scary. yet exciting.
Just one question…Do you have a bathroom I can use besides the one Gage is using?
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