Puke on Library Books
I went in to get Shea from his nap today (he woke up early, crying). When I walked in the room, I found him off of his bed, over in the corner, and he smelled like puke. I could see a little bit on his face and his shirt, but it really wasn’t much. I went out of the room, got a diaper, came back and changed him, and after all of that, looked over at his bed to see the most disgusting thing I have seen in quite a while. Oh my gosh, it was sooo disgusting. A huge pile of puke on his bed, and lying in the middle of all of it………. his stack of library books. The first thing I thought was, “how many books we’ve checked out have been previously puked on?” I used to think the library was so great. Now, I’m just a little grossed out. It’s kind of like the time I took Gage to play on an indoor playground, and a kid peed right there on the area Gage had just crawled through. The kid’s mom went to the bathroom and got some paper towels to wipe it up. It took a while to forget, but, yes, we do still go to indoor playgrounds.
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GROSS! And like, totally, Oh my gosh! You sound like such a valley girl, oh my gosh! I had to pick on my stister. I loe you LDOG!!!
love, but I am sure you knew that
Oh my gosh, like shut up, you dork! I loe you, too.
Lyra,
Ick!! You should let the Lloyd Family know what books you had. We will not be getting those!!! That book has been FLAGGED!! (from Seinfeld, when George takes a book from the bookstore in the bookstore potty) ICK!
LOL! That’s so funny, Beth! Just steer clear of Arthur and Berenstein Bear books, and you’ll be safe. Well, at least from our nastiness!
Y’all! This is exactly how I feel about movie theater seats ever since I learned you can get lice from letting your head rest on the back of the chair. Tip: wear a baseball cap to movies.
ewww! I know what you mean, Nikki! I’ve thought about that too. There’s no telling what kind of filth we come into contact with everyday, without even knowing. I just have to make myself stop thinking about it. Makes me understand an agoraphobic person!
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