I think I just had the most………..
emberassing moment of my life. Definitely the funniest. Tonight, I finished up shopping at Wal-Mart and was rushing to get to the bathroom. I had Shea with me, so he was in the cart and my plan was to just push the cart into the bathroom so that I wouldn’t even have to take him out. As I barged through the heavy door with the front of our cart I looked up to see a man standing at the urinal. Yep, the urinal. I walked into the men’s room. I sure did. It was one of those moments that lasts way too long. I wanted to fast forward, but it felt like we were in slow motion. The man calmly turned his head to look over his shoulder as our eyes locked. All I could say was, “Oh my gosh!” He didn’t say a word and I instantly put my head down and started backing out as quickly as I could. I went in to the women’s bathroom just shaking my head in disbelief. How does one go through 30 years of NEVER having this happen, and then, BAM, out of the blue, it happens? I had no idea my 30th year would be so eventful! I took my time coming out of the women’s bathroom because I was so afraid I would see him again. But, then I realized that he more than likely hauled butt out of there so he wouldn’t have to see me! Wow. This life just keeps getting more and more interesting.
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AHAHAHAHA! That is too funny. I can picture your face! And you hurrying trying to get that cart backwards.
You know the guy probably didn’t even care.
Ha! Lyra, too funny! That happened to me at Sam’s. I was so stunned that I actually asked the guy if I was in the wrong bathroom! Well, duh!
OMG, Karen! Hilarious! I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who has done this!
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